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Persian girls. The sometimes delicate, always materialistic, and often complicated female species. On the bright side, a common ground most share is that they are traditional and feminine. They like dinner dates, they want to being picked up, they enjoy wearing dresses and heels – essentially they embrace being a woman.

Let’s keep these generalizations going. Many live at home with their parents and learned how to cook and clean the tables from their elders. They care about their appearances so much so that they fear leaving the house without looking their best – be it make up, hair, heels, or that expensive dress. And of course, they are materialistic – they care what you drive, they have one or more Chanel bags, they’ll invade your city’s fancy bars/restaurants, and so on. They tend to hang out in large groups of other Persian girls and bounce around town in these flocks.

While I’m not Persian, having lived in very Persian dominated communities all my life, I’ve come to know a thing or two about Persian girls. To ring in the Persian New Year, I thought what better way to celebrate than a quick nuts and bolts guide I put
together on how to date a Persian girl.

Persian Game: It’s a variation of standard Western game. You have to put forth some old school traditional game. You make all the plans, you pick her up, you are the man in this relationship. In a way, it falls into a bit of Eastern Game. Style is very important. So is money. You pay for everything. No cheaping out on dinners/dates/drinks. You don’t have to take her to $300 dinners or anything like that, but let’s just say happy hour and tacos is not going to cut it.

Private Man Persian Game: The same as Persian Game above, except you add in an aura of being very private. You don’t hang out with other Persians. You don’t know anyone in her social circle, or her family. It’s one of the few times where not being in her social circle is a huge advantage. These girls care about reputation more than anything, and you have to mitigate the fear of them.

Traditional Persian Jew: This is a sliding scale as there is no magic question that determines whether she is or is not a TPJ. While not exhaustive, here are some clues that she is not a TPJ:

She does not live at home, or has not lived at home for a period of more than just her college years
She does not listen to exclusively Persian music
She doesn’t care what you drive
When asked who her friends are, less than 50% are Persian
Her best friend is not Persian
She goes out a lot on Friday nights (traditional Shabbat dinner for Jewish families)
She has a history of dating non-Persian guys
She eats pork
She’s backpacked internationally (hotel stays with her bff on daddy’s dime doesn’t count)
She has any tattoo whatsoever, wherever

Welcome To America Game: This one is rather simple. You are the wonderful man that is going to show her what America is really like. You treat her like a foreigner that is just visiting – take her to tourist spots, show her around town, fun restaurants. You still need to have some Persian Game, but it can be lightened up. While it takes a bit of tweaking to your game (e.g. refusing to buy a drink = cheap/unmanly), for the large part the formula above will work.
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